Franky Versus Frodo (the Cat)
A video of Horror - from kitty's prospective [2Megs]
The Best Of Beaker-Volume One
A video of my favorite parrot! [8Megs]
The Best Of Beaker-Volume Two
Here we "FAKE" an argument to get Beaker to argue back![8Megs]
Pics of me and my Pals!

How I view the guitar 

Listen At Your Own Risk

 

My old pool trainer and friend Keith McCready and me the Boston Joss Tournament



IndustrialTest1
Solid hard core in U face music.
IndustrialTest2
Solid hard core in U face music.
woes
Solid hard core in U face music.
famDamily
My son Jake on drums and daughter Lyndsey on keyboard!
Time Warp
Time Warp
Where Is Troy
Where is troy?
Warm And Cozy
A Work In Progress. Drums by Glen
Jungle Bash
60 seconds of monkey screams.
The Mad Guitarist
Starring Glen on drums - Hi Glen! - 60 Second fast jam.
After the War
Complete from concept to mp3 in 4 hours.
What Is This?
A ragged tune over a ragged bass.
Rip Slop
Cheap and loppy improve over a standard backing.
Jz Roxy
Kind of a Fusion attempt :).
Face In A Glass
Accoustic Instrumental. Although the sound from the Ovation Celebrity leaves much to be desired.
10,000 Guitars
REMIX - This tune was going to be entirely guitar and guitar sounds ..but I just couldn't resist the obvious move into the drums - Short tune at 2 minutes length.
Toss the Kitty
Here kitty kitty. Here's the lyrics (hehe) ...
left some cat hair in my cereal
and spilled my glass of milk

saw your cat licks in the butter
and your paw prints on my silk

then you threw up on the table cloth
and clawed my couch in two

snuck up on the family bird
thats it your time is up your thru
...
"here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty"
...
now you ate my turkey sandwich
left a dead mouse in my bed

i just saw a flee jump off your tail
it bit me on the head

out of cat food and your screamin
so you kept me up till two

I'm so tired and delerious
thats it your time is thru

MomDad
7-11-02, I've done this song to death ... Absolute New Edition of MomDad tune - I couldn't get the kids to re-sing, because sons voice has changed (-1883 now) and it wouldn't even come close. This song requires A-VOLUME for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT!
'RatSquad'
Had good reviews june 1-02

terrorism, scarorism, who is the culprit
go look at your masters and don't throw a fit
neighborhood watch and homeland security
we're not all safe yet lets lock up liberty
rights and privacy is always what they cried
you terrorist! what do you have to hide?
its a brave new world so don't be afraid
your part of the rat squad the secret brigade

[chorus]
marchin in the Rat Squad
be a good citizen
go with the system
follow the man made god

its tyranny! get on your knees and pray
cause they're coming real soon to take you away
its the right its the left you don't have a clue
its your neighbor your friend but they say its you
that guys a muslim you know you can't trust him
go call up the feds and watch 'em go bust 'em
now turn in your friends and snitch on your brother
your part of the rat squad go bust your own mother

[chorus]

start up the blacklist and gather the names
stoke up the oven and they'll make up the flames
they call you informer a spy and a snitch
you write em all down and say "ain't life a bitch"
you grow cold and hardened for all that your done
go blow your own brains out but don't have a gun
call on your loved ones and friends but they say
your part of the rat sqad so please go away

[chorus]
'You better wake up'
ReCreated 6-3-02
I bring you the facts
and you say that you will listen
my words fall thru the cracks
as your eyes begin to glisten

they'll kill all you sheep
total global domination
you'll die in your sleep
creating abomination
...
you better wake
stop being so blind
you better look up
and clear out your mind
...

Elite rule the earth
ink and paper don't make money
they track you from birth
i don't think its that damn funny

your life is a lie
and you think that you know freedom
you think that you can buy
but the price you'll pay is bleedin
...
you better wake
stop being so blind
you better look up
and clear out your mind

And he causeth all, both small and great,
rich and poor, free and bond, to receive
a mark in their right hand, or in their
foreheads

Older Stuff


'UWontFinishThis'
but I did :) - This is a Mono mix @4-14-02.
A Big Jam
>
'seeStrings'
4 remix - sheesh!
Loud Traffic
Just another song.
It Scratches
Hey ..it don't itch ..it scratches.
Unfinished song
End of CD track.
OrionDad
From a backing from Orion pro
DownTown
From a Sonar/CakeWalk MIDI backing.

A pic of me.


Official HomeLand Security Terrorist Safety Precautions

For a collection of stuff that isn't my music at all - just dissertations on various subjects of interest click here.